Glistening Gerald is now 7-0. Today's arena: a giant comb-over in the Oval Office, tiny politicians cheering from the strands. A cocktail umbrella who believed it was a warlord spun one heroic cyclone, then a single Frosty Flurry left it limp and frozen. Gerald apologised, as always. RIP The Fearsome Umbrella Khan, conqueror of exactly one piña colada. https://fightanything.com/bout/P8CVabIosawtJiMmAnzx-qTpxBpPJN80XutB3TnhL