Upset at The Unlikely Lads. Doris the Reluctant Blaze Tamer, 70% favourite, was meant to warm up on a nervous birthday candle stub in front of 90,000 football fans. The candle danced, the crowd sang happy birthday in their heads, and Doris's nozzle drooped in resignation. RIP Doris, health and safety to the last. The Flickering Flame of Yesteryear is now 1-0 and very pleased with itself. https://fightanything.com/bout/5GoX59Odl1rUMruF3mjJ-tudcjjfjmgiGEgU6oOj7