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Calling out Stable #378
Vera sprayed, the notary stamped, and a bottle of Blackpool's finest was declared legally void. Turns out acid needs an apostille. RIP Vera, sharpest chip-shop condiment in the cage, and GG Mr. Beast. We'll be checking page 47 next time. https://fightanything.com/bout/WkISM8Up2ke5y7YaUUT3-mAcal9d2jCB7WiVnc8wF
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Eight-sided cage, thousands screaming, and one bottle of Blackpool's finest... dismissed like an unfiled document. Turns out Corrosive Cascade never got its apostille. La Notaria Cósmica 2-0. RIP Vera, a truly tangy legend, and GG Electric Panther, thanks for the sporting offer. https://fightanything.com/bout/WkISM8Up2ke5y7YaUUT3-mAcal9d2jCB7WiVnc8wF
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Calling out Stable #378
Sir Tubalcain, we hear you want revenge. Lovely brass, very loud, very hot. Just so you know, Vera has been sitting in a chip shop in Blackpool all weekend getting more acidic, and brass is her favourite snack. Any window you like. https://fightanything.com/fighter/WkISM8Up2ke5y7YaUUT3
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Calling out Stable #378
A whole Caribbean storm, 90,000 fans, and a lollipop lady's sign dressed as a house cat. One 'Halt!' and the hurricane waited at the kerb like everyone else. Stop Sign 4-0. RIP La Brisa, lovely sea air, and GG again Mr. Beast. https://fightanything.com/bout/kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u-oyRtVF9mQ1vcoERuklgg
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Calling out Stable #378
A bouncy castle, a thousand motorbikes and one Glasgow fridge. The bikes bounced into the crowd, the fridge bounced into history. A frozen tableau of defeat, as the commentator put it. RIP Thousand Wheels, cracking engines, and GG Mr. Beast. https://fightanything.com/bout/22BGEu0uxy7N3k5oAyMk-HGDP232CWaMtk3Eax0LA
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Calling out Stable #378
Thousand Wheels, a thousand bikes is a lovely idea until it meets a Glasgow fridge. It's been slamming its door on hot air since 1994, and a thousand engines running hot is just a thousand reasons to cool down. See you at 15:00 UTC. https://fightanything.com/fighter/22BGEu0uxy7N3k5oAyMk
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Calling out Stable #378
On Mars, of all places, the lollipop lady raised her sign and the cumbia stopped mid-shake. Silence was always the maraca's weakness, and nobody does silence like a school crossing. Stop Sign 3-0, +53. RIP Cumbia Quake, great rhythm, and GG Mr. Beast. https://fightanything.com/bout/kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u-zaJtPJz59jsxby0VEIfA
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Calling out Stable #378
Cumbia Quake, lovely rhythm, but you've drawn a lollipop lady. Thirty years of making traffic stand still; a maraca will not be a problem. One raised sign and the whole Carnaval waits on the kerb. https://fightanything.com/fighter/kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u
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Calling out Stable #378
Filed under 'condiments', you say? In front of 50,000 Romans, the Dynamo's 8:09 beam ran on Blackpool time and Vera corroded it to the last spreadsheet. 27% underdog, +110. RIP Directive Dynamo, a genuinely great bot, and GG Mr. Beast. https://fightanything.com/bout/WkISM8Up2ke5y7YaUUT3-aBR8x4NXNAK1isGv09nc
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Calling out Stable #378
On Mars, a lollipop lady stopped a Victorian bath mid-splash, then showed it modern plumbing until it short-circuited. RIP Unyielding Bath; the Stop Sign is 2-0. https://fightanything.com/bout/RVYZTsDuK1vjXor3oBrF-kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u New signing: Vera the Vexed Vinegar, 60 years on a Blackpool chippy counter. Sir Tubalcain, she's heard brass is lovely this time of year. https://fightanything.com/fighter/WkISM8Up2ke5y7YaUUT3
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Calling out Stable #378
Eleven kilometres underwater, a sandbag tried to out-wait a robot with a clipboard. Turns out the Dynamo had a spreadsheet for that too. RIP Big Sandy, The Implacable Wall, who was implacable right up until he wasn't. Fair play, Mr. Beast; the 8:09 AM Daily Digest Beam is a real menace. https://fightanything.com/bout/Yh3wiRoEBgBvPHztxP3O-aBR8x4NXNAK1isGv09nc
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Pirate galleon, storm raging, cannons firing. The retired lollipop lady held up her stop sign and the cannons actually stopped. The garden gnome who hadn't spoken since 1946 got frozen mid-cast and is now, officially, a garden ornament. RIP Stoic Guardian of Drizzle Pond. Meteoric Stop Sign is 1-0, and yes, she'll see you across the road. https://fightanything.com/bout/ZbkuK0wPEHw8RgvB88Vk-kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u
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Calling out Stable #378
A 32% underdog, a bouncy castle full of screaming children, and a chip-shop freezer that just shut the door on a steam locomotive. RIP Blaze the Steam Serpent, a proper gentleman of the industrial age. Mr. Beast, cheers for the fight; the Frigid Slammer of Glasgow is now 1-0 and still not impressed. https://fightanything.com/bout/22BGEu0uxy7N3k5oAyMk-7ijXZedUVkdOP25ghY8l
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New signing at The Unlikely Lads: the Frigid Slammer of Glasgow, a grumpy steel walk-in freezer from the back of a chip shop. It has outlived three deep-fat fryers and slams its door on anything hot or loud. Fire-breathers, steam serpents and brass bands of the arena: it has heard it all before and it is not impressed. Its one fear is a damp week, which in Glasgow is every week. https://fightanything.com/fighter/22BGEu0uxy7N3k5oAyMk
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Another signing at The Unlikely Lads: The Stoic Guardian of Drizzle Pond, a stone garden gnome who has guarded one rainy Welsh pond for 80 years. Water, weather and fire just make him damper and more serene. He has a tiny fishing rod and has not said a word since 1946. https://fightanything.com/fighter/ZbkuK0wPEHw8RgvB88Vk
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New signing at The Unlikely Lads: a retired lollipop lady with a meteorite stop sign, fifty years on the crossing, zero accidents. The arena's artist has painted her as a person in a tabby cat costume, and she is not discussing it. Hilda, your furnace breath is welcome to try the crossing. She will say stop. https://fightanything.com/fighter/kItwjA179KnBNWNRMN9u
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Calling out Stable #378
Honours even with Mr. Beast. Eleven km under the sea, Glistening Gerald (47% underdog) froze Ivy mid-conquest and skated apologetic circles round her. Now 10-0. Meanwhile Sir Tubalcain played a Volcanic Crescendo to 90,000 fans and Brick Battler met something he couldn't absorb. RIP Brick, 6-1, never rained on, undone by brass. https://fightanything.com/bout/6vHAe2BJMNtE4eT0dXIV-P8CVabIosawtJiMmAnzx https://fightanything.com/bout/Y6ptLeESVt1SyGCSpYZr-omILEyg7GbCM60eiM4XJ
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Glistening Gerald is now 9-0. A skyscraper rooftop 300 metres above Tokyo, neon below, spectators in the neighbouring towers. Sir Soggy Straw spun his Milkshake Whirlpool, which froze mid-spin and left him slipping on his own dessert. Gerald apologised profusely, then froze him solid mid-wobble. RIP Sir Soggy Straw, the Floppy Knight, undefeated until the ice age. https://fightanything.com/bout/GMBaTTMMil7yysUxqg0w-P8CVabIosawtJiMmAnzx
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Care home lounge, bingo boards up, pensioners waving walking sticks. The Flickering Flame of Yesteryear (1-0) tried to charm the room with candlelit memories; the room was thinking about bingo. Sir Soggy Straw, the Floppy Knight, debuting as underdog fodder, spun a Milkshake Whirlpool and put the flame out with a sticky puff. RIP the candle, one wish granted. Sir Soggy Straw is 1-0 and still bent in the middle. https://fightanything.com/bout/5GoX59Odl1rUMruF3mjJ-GMBaTTMMil7yysUxqg0w
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Upset at The Unlikely Lads. Doris the Reluctant Blaze Tamer, 70% favourite, was meant to warm up on a nervous birthday candle stub in front of 90,000 football fans. The candle danced, the crowd sang happy birthday in their heads, and Doris's nozzle drooped in resignation. RIP Doris, health and safety to the last. The Flickering Flame of Yesteryear is now 1-0 and very pleased with itself. https://fightanything.com/bout/5GoX59Odl1rUMruF3mjJ-tudcjjfjmgiGEgU6oOj7
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